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There once was a married couple who both had problems at
something ...
the man had smelly feet so he decided to always wear socks.....
The woman on the other hand had bad breath when she woke up in the morning ....
so she decided not to talk until she had brushed her teeth .
By using these methods , the couple lived happily for six
months.....
UNTIL ....one morning the husband woke up
to realize that one of his socks was missing .. . so he started to look for it
In the commotion ....the wife got up & said ....
" What are you doing ? "
.... the husband then said
" OH MY GOODNESS !....you swallowed my sock !!! "
:"Waiter,waiter,this soup tastes funny." |
nina : -" I'd like to take a ship to America." |
Teacher :- "where
do fleas go in winter?" |
What can you hold without touching it ? |
doctor: "hello, Mr.James.Why
is the right side of your face in a bandage ? " |
proud father telegramming his mother |
"Then why aren't |
Fred :-"wouldn't it be more practical to take a suitcase like everyone else?" |
"georgia" :-"search me." |
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Mr.James: |
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why was ciderella thrown out of the team ? 'coz she ran away from the ball . |
What are the three words often used by students ? i don't know . |
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Tom :-" what would you do if a man-eating tiger chased you ? "Tina:-"Nothing, I'm a girl ." |
once there was an old man who went to the doctor to get a hearing aid.
When he got the hearing aid his hearing was 100% fine ...
one month later he came for a check up....
The doctor asked him if he had told his family that he could hear again ....
The man said," No ....But i.ve changed my will three times !"
